assless chaps made out of jeans!

This 40+ year-old woman was workin' it all up and down the street in downtown phoenix a few weeks ago, high as a kite. Who needs food when you have crack and homemade assless chaps? Yes, that is a broken old TV just thown out on the easement. Hard to tell from the image, but she has a bald spot. On her head!






The ensemble features some pink "boy shorts" underwear and a lovely ripped t-shirt tied across the chest....



I really tried to get a shot of the assless chaps but this was the closest I could get without getting hit up for a smoke.