How to rage against the machine

There is nothing as kewl as a white dude with dreads. The downside of being kewl is the difficulty in finding a job outside of a smoke shop. You think his dedication to long locks is something new? Not really, but don't tell Dude that. His buffalo-sized and -looking ego would be crushed.



Next!

Here we have an original member of the Bay City Rollers. No I didn't ask for an autograph

Tips on Getting Your Picture Taken in Maricopa County

Rock that mullet!

Rock that ink!

Even girls can rock that ink!

Tips on Getting Your Picture Taken in Maricopa County

Comb your hair.

...and wash your face!

Not So Fresh at the Fresh 'n Easy

Oh yeah. Another Woodstock Original.

The Devil in the Details - or - Detailing

Fresh from the streets of Phoenix. Clearly we aren't dealing with a marketing major.



As if the terrible paint job weren't enough, even the license plate says SUNDVLS. He could have bought at least a couple more flags with the money the personalization probably cost.

Wal-Mart Ho. Where else but phoenix?

No, we cannot do it justice. But when you see something atrocious, you can't just SIT there, you have to DO something about it! We took a picture.

Why anyone would go to Wal-Mart for a quick pick-up is beyond me, but there it is, proof positive that if you are desperate for the attention of sex offenders or teen baby daddies, or if you just want some gum on your shoe, head to the nearest Wal-Mart parking lot.

Tiny kitten abandoned on the streets of phoenix

This is a photo of a poor little kitten I found in central phoenix. Abandoned by the mother, she was suffering from some sort of breathing issue and was near death. I took the picture of her through the side handles of a usps mail parcel box, which was the only thing I could find.



I brought her to a vet who only charged me $48 to check her out and supply a tubed nutrient/protein thing and some antibiotics.

Sadly, after tireless efforts of warming and twice/daily medication-administering by my colleagues and me, the kitten died. We extended her life by a little over a week.



Such is life on the mean streets of phoenix.

Of course this is nothing compared to the countless chained pit-bulls that can be seen on a quick drive through pretty much ANY 8500- zip code.

VANS on the power line in phoenix. What has this world come to?

Yes, dear reader. These particular shoes thrown over a power line in central phoenix are VANS. One pair of white, one pair of black! I'm thinking probably close to a size 9.




Ugh, makes me sick. They probably fit me too. I got up there with a 7 ft long piece of pvc and I STILL couldn't get them down!

What is WRONG with people?? You don't put a pair of old skool vegans up on a power line for god's sake!

Tis the reality of life down here in 'da hood or whatever you call it.
Le sigh. Madness.

Is it the heat or are we all just crazy?

Sometimes my phone just doesn't respond fast enough for me to get the right pics! Hate when that happens! Luckily, we have mcso to take pictures of our loco locals, and here are two of my personal favorites for today: #P575744

Hey girl, why they book you in as a male, is they trippin?

"Like OMG like I don't know, what the hell! OMG it's like sooooo hot in here, I must have PMS or something!"


On the other hand, we have the following:

'sup. yea. uh.

must have gotten him mixed up with someone else, they have this charming young neo-nazi man booked in as a hispanic female.

You dis-spectin' me? #P575744



OK, on the OTHER hand, we have a hilarious story out of Scottdsale. Read about it here. Some REALLY gross ugly old fart was able to bilk several of our pathetic Valley women out of over a million dollars! See how tough it is around here to find a good man? Might as well post his mug.



This is a great example of why men think they can walk all over women. Look at the stupid shit women do!

assless chaps made out of jeans!

This 40+ year-old woman was workin' it all up and down the street in downtown phoenix a few weeks ago, high as a kite. Who needs food when you have crack and homemade assless chaps? Yes, that is a broken old TV just thown out on the easement. Hard to tell from the image, but she has a bald spot. On her head!






The ensemble features some pink "boy shorts" underwear and a lovely ripped t-shirt tied across the chest....



I really tried to get a shot of the assless chaps but this was the closest I could get without getting hit up for a smoke.

Woodstock Boogie

This is what is happening to people who attended the original Woodstock.